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Dear Smut Swap Writer

Dear Smut Swap writer,

Thank you so much for writing for me!

If you'd like to stalk me during the exchange or want to ask me a question/for clarification, I mainly hang around tumblr besides here. On my AO3 you can see the fics I've bookmarked if that helps give you ideas or in figuring out the things I like, or you can check out my fic rec masterlist (still in progress) that may be easier to maneuver.

All of this is totally optional, but I know a lot of the time it helps to have some direction to go in, so I've included some likes, dislikes, prompts, and squee for your inspiration. Include whatever you like or none if nothing I mention suits your fancy! Go wild! I'm good with any ratings and I'm caught up on everything (except Gotham, Supernatural, and Teen Wolf, but I know generally what happens), so no need to worry about spoilers.

Tbh, I'm really easy. I will read pretty much anything and my likes run the gammut from "totally normal" to "rare and kind of bizarre" to "probably squicks a lot of people." So whatever you can come up with, chances are good that I'll like it! If it's something not listed under dislikes, then feel free to give it a try if you like, even if it's not one of my specific likes. Which I kind of go on about, sorry not sorry.

fluff, AUs (coffee shop, college, high school, supernatural creatures, thieves/con artists, whatever ya got I'll probably love it), smut, pining, fake/pretend relationships, antagonistic relationships that turn into love, kid fic (them as kids, them having kids, mpreg), characters suddenly realizing they've been in love all along, domesticity/family, communication by snark, codependent friendships, get togethers, soulmates, adoptive parent-child relationships, queer/trans/genderqueer/etc. characters, magic, steampunk, road trips, tattoos/piercings, ghosts and monsters, intelligence kink, language kink, competency kink, breeding/impregnatuon kink, A/B/O verse, BDSM (especially aftercare), rimming, tentacles, double penetration, sloppy seconds, dubcon/noncon, first times, dirty talk, xeno, chub love, wing kink, D/S, bestiality (sentient/partly human or not), arranged marriage, age difference, gangbangs, daddy kink, dirty talk, feminization, glory holes, knotting, non-human genitalia, oviposition, praise kink, prostitution, size kink, stomach bulge, sugar daddy, size difference, watersports, messy sex, rough sex

major character death, 1st and 2nd person POV, crossovers (fusions with Harry Potter or The Sentinel or Leverage or something like that are fine, I'm just not a huge fan of the meeting the other characters thing), cancer fic, abuse in main pairings, infidelity, animal death/torture, zombies, scat, vomit, vore, amputation kink, suicide

I'll try not to put particular emphasis on any of them as I'd love to get fic for whatever you feel most comfortable writing, so how much description or squeeing I do has no bearing on how much I want any of them! For any of these, feel free to add in other characters into the background/side pairings as you like. And for the tags, I picked them so that many could be combined, so extra love from me if you can do that :)

The Flash - Cisco Ramon/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne, Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison Wells
Accidental Soul Bonding (Made Them Do It), Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Competence Kink, Dirty Talk, First Time, Something Made Them Do It, Wet & Messy, Undercover as a Couple

I was pretty much on the fence about DC until this show, but they do such an awesome job I can't help but love it. Cisco is probably my favorite character on the show. He's hilarious and just so enthusiastic about everything. I'm really fascinated by the dynamic of his relationship with Wells and every time I watch an episode with the two of them I think I ship it a little more lol I really enjoy the animosity between them, but I'd prefer something consensual, though it doesn't have to be out of love or even like.

Prompts: Cisco and Wells have to go undercover as a couple to stop the newest meta. Cisco thought he'd never find his soulmate... until Earth-2 Wells came through the breach. An experiment gone wrong leaves Cisco and Wells accidentally soul bonded.

Gotham - Harvey Bullock/Jim Gordon
Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Banter, Barebacking, Competence Kink, Creampie, Dirty Talk, Doggy Style, First Time, Masturbation, Rimming, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Clothes, Something Made Them Do It, Undercover as a Couple, Undercover As Prostitute, Wet & Messy

To be honest, I've never been much of a Batman person, but I really love Harvey and Jim and they keep me watching the show. Harvey is really interesting to me because he's a bad cop but he's not really a bad cop all the time. And Jim just tries to hard when basically everyone in the city is against him. I love how Harvey is constantly frustrated with Jim, but always has his back anyway. They make a strangely good pair because they work really well together despite their many, many differences and the way they often butt heads. I'd rather not have any Nygma in the fic if you can help it bc he kind of creeps me out.

Prompts: Jim goes undercover as a prostitute and Harvey hires him. Jim and Harvey get caught in a villain's trap and have to fuck. Jim's clothes get ruined and Harvey lends him some spares, which he might like just a little too much. Jim and Harvey have to go undercover as a couple and realize the tension between them is more than a little UST.

Harry Potter - Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley, Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy, Dudley Dursley/Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter, Tom Riddle/Ginny Weasley
Age difference kink, Anal Sex, Animalistic Sex, Barebacking, Bestiality, Breeding, Creampie, Doggy Style, Dubious Consent, First Time, Knotting, Mpreg, Impregnation Kink, Rape, Sex with Sentient Animals, Sexual Slavery, Something Made Them Do It, Stomach Bulge, Telepathic Sex, Wet & Messy

This fandom will probably always be one of my favorites and I just really love the characters and the world. Voldemort/Harry is my OTP and Dudley/Harry and Fenrir/Harry are two of my top HP ships. For those and the Draco ships, I love how much they'd have to work to get to a point of romance and/or sex because of their histories or sides on the war. Dudley is one of my favorite characters because he has so much potential for change and he's at a really interest point between the muggle and wizarding worlds, re: being Harry's cousin and word of god having a witch daughter. I'm really interested in how Ginny dealt with things during/after being possessed by the diary because she didn't seem to have many friends at Hogwarts and even Harry seemed to have forgotten about it. Anything before, during, or after canon would be great, as well as AUs (I'm especially fond of dark!Harry and dark!Ginny). And if you'd like to combine the Draco or Harry ships into a gangbang or poly, I wouldn't say no :)

Prompts: Voldemort wins the war and keeps Harry as a sex slave. Dudley and Harry meet again years later and sparks fly. Ginny searches out Voldemort sometime after the diary and joins him. Draco and his boyfriend/husband try to get him pregnant. Fenrir catches Harry out in the Forbidden Forest. Draco and Ron or Neville are caught in a spell that makes them fuck.

MCU - Clint Barton/Phil Coulson/Nick Fury/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson/Nick Fury, Nick Fury/Jasper Sitwell, Maria Hill/Jasper Sitwell, Nick Fury/Natasha Romanov
Aftercare, Alternate Universe - BDSM, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Barebacking, BDSM, Competence Kink, Consensual Gang Bang, Creampie, Daddy Kink, Dirty Talk, Doggy Style, Dom/sub, Double Penetration, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Pining, Praise Kink, Sloppy Seconds, Sugar Daddy

Clint is my favorite Avenger and Natasha/Fury is favorite ship for the fandom. I adore Jasper and hate that they tried to make him Hydra because that is so wrong on so many levels, so please please no Hydra!Jasper! Triple agent is fine, but I want him loyal to SHIELD (as he should be). Maria is just all around great because she can take charge and kick ass and is so calm about it. Same with Natasha and Fury, and Coulson as well to an extent. Basically I really like competency kink for this fandom lol I'm not fond of AoU, but I'll be happy with fic set before/during/after/between any movie or the tv shows, as well as AUs.

Prompts: Natasha and Nick discover they're soulmates when she's first brought in, but neither of them wants to do anything about it for awhile. Clint is the middle of a gangbang and loves every minute of it. Jasper pretends to be Maria's boyfriend to placate her family at Christmas. They try to figure out a poly relationship while balancing life at SHIELD.

Person of Interest - Harold Finch/John Reese, Zoe Morgan/John Reese, Root/Sameen Shaw, The Machine/Root
Aftercare, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Slavery, Anal Sex, Arranged Marriage, Barebacking, BDSM, Bestiality, Creampie, Dirty Talk, Dom/sub, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Language Kink, Masturbation, Pining, Praise Kink, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Clothes, Undercover as a Couple

This show is sort of my happy place and I so wish the new season would start already. I really enjoy all of the relationships between the characters and how just good they are. John and Sameen are my favorites, though I'm kind of in adoration of Zoe. I'd love to see something about how John or Sameen adjust to their new life after being in the CIA/military, and especially with John getting Sameen to start kneecapping people instead of just killing them. Root's relationship with The Machine is also really interesting, and I don't think that gets explored enough in fic. If you do something more "case" specific, I do really love the Carl Elias episodes and how he interacts with the others.

Prompts: AU where soldiers/agents are slaves and Harold recruits from runaways from slave auctions. They have to go undercover as couple for a case and finally work out their UST. Sameen finally gives in to Root because she can no longer deny her soulmate. Harold makes sure to take very good care of John after a scene. Zoe and John meet through an arranged marriage, but it doesn't turn out nearly as bad as either of them thought it would.

Supernatural - Benny Lafitte/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Meg Masters, Dean Winchester/John Winchester, Dean Winchester/John Winchester/Sam Winchester, Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Lucifer/Sam Winchester
Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Breeding, Creampie, Daddy Kink, Dirty Talk, Doggy Style, Double Penetration, First Time, Forced Pregnancy, Glory Hole, Impregnation Kink, Incest, Mpreg, Possessive Behavior, Praise Kink, Rape, Sloppy Seconds, Wrecked Asshole

I wander in and out of this fandom, but I'm still pretty stuck on some of the ships. I especially love Benny/Dean and Gabriel/Sam, but Castiel/Meg is adorable and I'm really drawn in by the fucked up-ness of Dean/John. Dean is such a bottom-y bottom to me and I love fics where he gets really well fucked, whether he's into it or not. Preferably into it with Benny (esp. with praise kink!), but that doesn't matter for Dean/John or Dean/John/Sam (or Lucifer/Sam while we're on the subject). I don't particularly care about staying within or even near canon for this fandom, though that's of course up to what you want to write.

Prompts: Dean doesn't have a soulmate mark until he comes out of Purgatory. John teaches Sam to fuck using Dean as an example. Meg likes that Castiel seems vanilla but is absolutely wild in bed. Dean likes the glory holes at the local bar, but doesn't realize John is the one on the other side. Gabriel ends up pregnant and Sam's not sure whether he's ready to be a father or not. Lucifer is a very possessive boyfriend.

Teen Wolf - Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski/Everyone, Derek Hale/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Accidental Soul Bonding (Made Them Do It), Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Animalistic Sex, Barebacking, Bestiality, Breeding, Cock Slut, Come Inflation, Come Marking, Consensual Gang Bang, Creampie, Daddy Kink, Doggy Style, Double Penetration, Gang Rape, Glory Hole, Impregnation Kink, Knotting, Mpreg

This show (and fandom) frequently enrages me, but I still love it so much. Especially Derek and Stiles, I just cannot seem to let them go. They're basically my favorite relationship dynamic bc I love all the snark and antagonism and constantly saving each other anyway. I'm also a big fan of Stiles being kind of a huge cock slut for basically anyone in town. I've only seen sporadic episodes after 3A, but I try to keep up with what's going on in general and I've loved several fics set in the time period I haven't watched.

Prompts: Stiles is struggling to control his magic and accidentally magically binds himself to Derek. Peter and/or Derek fucks Stiles in wolf form. Somehow Stiles ends up in the middle of a gangbang. Stiles is very surprised to find out who his soulmate/s is/are.

Young Justice - Roy Harper/Clone Roy Harper/Wally West, Roy Harper/Wally West, Roy Harper/Kaldur'ahm
Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Arranged Marriage, Banter, Barebacking, Competence Kink, Creampie, Dirty Talk, Doggy Style, Double Penetration, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Mpreg, Non-Human Genitalia, Oviposition, Pining, Prostitution, Rimming, Sloppy Seconds, Something Made Them Do It

I'm so sad this show got cancelled before I got into it. It was so so good and I absolutely loved Roy in it. He's so adorable and broken and angry, whether original!Roy or clone!Roy, and I just want to see so much more of him. Roy/Wally is my OTP for the fandom, but I really enjoy Roy's relationship with Kaldur as well. I just love seeing Roy with someone who tempers him a little (I like Cheshire, but the two of them together are a dangerous combo) and helps break through his angry, listens-to-no-one exterior. I'm also kind of fascinated by the idea of Kaldur, an Atlantian, having weird genitalia and reproduction, so feel free to experiment with that if you like. Wally's "death" in s2 killed me, so a fix-it if he's included would be wonderful.

Prompts: Wally thought he had a one-sided soulmate bond, but when the original Roy is found he finds out that isn't true. Roy and Kaldur end up in an arranged marriage to help strengthen a treaty with Atlantis. Roy and Wally have to pretend to be in a relationship for some reason, but the other Roy doesn't like feeling left out.

Original - Alien Master/Male Human Slave, Female Professor/Female Student, Female Sacrifice/Goddess, Female Scientist/Female Alien, Female Scientist/Female Android, Goddess/Priestess, Human Guy/Tentacled Male Life Form, King/Male Knight, Male Alien/Male Alien/Male Human, Male Android/Male Human, Male CEO/Male Bodyguard, Male Childhood Friend/Male Childhood Friend, Male Cult Leader/Male Follower, Male Fairy/Male Human, Male God from a Polytheistic Religion/Male Sacrifice, Male Hero/Male Villain, Male Owner/Male Slave, Male Werewolf/Male Vampire, Person With Sexually-Transmitted Monsterism/Any, Prince/Male Commoner
Age difference kink, Barebacking, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Dirty Talk, Doggy Style, Double Penetration, Fake/Pretend Relationship, First Time, Pining, Praise Kink, Prostitution, Rimming, Rough Sex, Something Made Them Do It, Tentacles, Virginity Kink, Wet & Messy, Xeno, Non-Human Genitalia, Oviposition

I don't have a lot to say about this one other than I thought these ships were really interesting and I'd love to see what someone could do with them. I'm very interested in fantasy and sci-fi, as is probably obvious, so some world building in with the smut would be fantastic if you can. Power difference is also something that I really like, so really exploring that in some of the ships would be great. And feel free to combine any of the characters if you want, like Male Alien is the same as Tentacled Male Life Form or any of the Male Humans are the same or whatever.

Prompts: As a child, Prince sneaks out of the castle every day to play with Male Commoner; eventually it turns into something more. Human Guy was warned to stay away from the forest, but he never expected to end up being fucked by Tentacled Male Life Form. No one knows that Male Slave is really the dominant one in his relationship with Male Owner, at least in bed. Prince doesn't want to marry the princess from a nearby kingdom so he gets Male Commoner to pretend to be his lover. King never expected his soulmate to be one of his knights. Female Professor likes that Female Student is a virgin. (I can come up with more prompts for the ships I didn't cover if you like, just ask!)

Crossovers - Dorian (Almost Human)/Leonard McCoy (ST: AOS), Joe Carroll (The Following)/Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal), Sebastian Lund (NCIS: New Orleans)/Lucas Wahl (Forever)
Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Competence Kink, First Time, Language Kink, Something Made Them Do It, Doggy Style, Dirty Talk, Wet & Messy

I'm not usually into crossovers, but these ones kind of got stuck in my head and I would love to see what could be written for them. Dorian is a fantastic character and I think it's fascinating to see what would happen to him as the years pass by since as an android he wouldn't die like the humans around him. I really like the idea of McCoy as a descendant of John Kennex, though of course you don't have to stick with that. I also ship Dorian/John if you want to put that in the past or anything like that. The Following and Hannibal are two of my favorite shows and I think these two serial killers getting together would be equal parts fantastic and terrifying. I'm not sure how well they'd actually get along, though they're both academics so maybe they would, but it would sure to be explosive while it lasted. I ship Joe/Ryan and Hannibal/Will if you want to reference those. For Sebastian and Lucas, I just really like that they're so similar, both nerdy and kind of goofy forensic assistants. I'd love to see them nerding out together or maybe being ex-classmates.

Prompts: Hannibal should have known that his soulmate would be just as dangerous as he was. An anomaly in space has the whole crew fucking, including Dorian and McCoy. Sebastian and Lucas hook up at a forensic conference.

Thank you for writing for me and I hope you have fun with it! I look forward to seeing what you write :)


Here are some more, I hope they're helpful!

- Male Human Slave is fascinated by Alien Master's genitalia.
- Male Master decides it's time to breed his Male Human Slave.
- Female Professor offers a one-on-one study
- Female Sacrifice thought she was going to die, but Goddess just wanted her virginity.
- Female Sacrifice wasn't aware Goddess had tentacles, but she's not complaining.
- Male God from a Polytheistic Religion isn't exactly like a human physically, but Male Sacrifice doesn't mind.
- Male Sacrifice thought he was going to die, but Male God from a Polytheistic Religion just wanted his virginity.
- Female Scientist and Female Alien decide to see how sexually compatible they are, for science of course.
- No one knew soulmates could occur across species, but it turns out Female Scientist and Female Alien are soulmates.
- Female Android is all too happy to fuck Female Scientist just the way she wants it.
- Female Scientist always hires the same prostitute, Female Android.
- Priestess didn't realize that serving Goddess would be quite so sexual.
- Priestess gets off on Goddess telling her how good she is in her role.
- Tentacled Male Life Form is worshiped as a god by the nearby village and Human Guy wants to be one of his priests.
- Male Knight is more than happy to serve King in any way he asks.
- Male Aliens decide to impregnate Male Human, who wasn't really expecting the eggs or the tentacles.
- Male Human goes to an alien/human club and gets lucky with two Male Aliens at the same time.
- Android Male Character is curious about human sexuality, so Human Male Character gives him a first-hand example.
- Male Human introduces Male Android to human customs, including a New Year's Eve kiss.
- Male Bodyguard has been pining over Male CEO in secret for a very long time.
- Male CEO didn't realize he was in love with Male Bodyguard until he's wounded protecting him.
- Male Childhood Friend picks up a prostitute who turns out to be his Male Childhood Friend.
- Male Childhood Friends meet again at a class reunion and sparks fly.
- Male Cult Leader only allows followers who are virgins, but Male Follower quickly learns they don't stay that way for long.
- Male Follower is very into the idea that Male Cult Leader is so much older than him.
- Male Fairy does some magic that goes wrong and ends up with him and Male Human fucking.
- Male Fairy and Male Human meet at a bar known for interspecies hookups.
- Male Villain's attack (magic, science, etc.) backfires and ends up forcing him and Male Hero to have sex.
- Male Hero and Male Villain pretend to be in a relationship to end a plot by an even worse villain.
- Male Owner and Male Slave pretend to be lovers to placate Male Owner's family.
- Male Werewolf and Male Vampire are from warring factions, but it turns out that they're soulmates.
- Male Vampire has had a lot of sex over the years (or centuries), but nothing quite compares to Male Werewolf.
- Person with Sexually-Transmitted Monsterism tries to be careful, but their partner is very adamant about barebacking.
- Person with Sexually-Transmitted Monsterism explores their changed body.

And feel free to combine any of the characters if you want, like Male Alien is the same as Tentacled Male Life Form or Female Scientist is the same as Female Professor or Male Werewolf is the same as Person with Sexually-Transmitted Monsterism or whatever. I just thought some of them could work really well in combination. I'm really excited to see what you come up with!

March 2019



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